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“I woke up, looked at my partner sitting on the edge of the bed, and realized that I absolutely detested the shape of his head.”
– Narie

“We went through the drive-thru window at a fast-food place and he ordered a fish sandwich and pronounced it ‘fill-ett o’ fish.’ He wasn’t joking, and I knew he was just too stupid to continue the relationship.”
– Alexa

“He cried during the last Lord of the Rings movie. (He cried when I broke up with him too.)”
– Kelly

“When we arrived at the wedding chapel, neither of us made a move to take off our seat belts.”
– LB

“He found my jeans on the floor and pulled them on, thinking they were his. They fit. And they looked kinda good. And he danced around in them for a second, reveling in the fit.”
– K

“He told me I ‘tasted like Aspirin’ when we kissed.”
– Cassie

“I asked him what he wanted to be doing in five years. He said, ‘Still driving a truck and finally be making real money at $15 per hour.’ He had already been working there for five years and had started the job at $13 per hour. (We lasted two weeks after that. And the clincher? When I had to give him a pen so he could sign my birthday card.)”
– Ma Shell

“It was over when he asked his cats what I wanted to do that day. In a doggy voice. (Only later did I find out that he named one of his cats after his favourite porn star.)”
– Mizz Gooch

“He started making plans for a joint vacation (after only four days of knowing each other) to New York’s Chinatown because he wanted ‘to learn more about my culture.’ I’m Korean.”
– AnemOne

“He told me that we couldn’t move in together because he’d feel guilty when he brought other girls home.”
– Natalie

“I got a Cooking for One book from my wife for Christmas.”
– Jake

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10 months ago

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    …named one of his cats after his favourite porn star. Horrible.

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    everyone who remembers...old Without Annette Fringe show Argument With A Dolphin. - vinny

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    lololol “detested the shape of his head.”